I’m Now 93% Certain That Mercer Vandalized Himself.

So now some New York libtard posted the “vandalism” on Rubberneckin News, too. Just to make SURE you all get the point!

We have to make sure to get plenty of eyeballs! That translates into plenty of pity! But when our very own local dummy Crazy Cane Lady Melissa Johnson asked a few uncharacteristically logical questions….

…Mercer clams up! Oh, it’s “all handled”? What does that mean? Did you file a police report for the vandalism incident that was SO atrocious you had to post it all over two social media sites?? You didn’t? Why, that is very odd! And you can’t even bother to say what was damaged!

So either this was an EXTREMELY minor “vandalism” molehill that Mercer blew up into a mountain in true gay drama queen style (i.e. a pigeon shit on his sign or someone threw a water balloon at it and he had to bend over and pick up the rubber) OR he went out and vandalized himself for pity. Those are the ONLY reasons NOT to file a police report.

Either way, he’s a complete retard. Fuck that guy and the panda he rode in on.