My Proprietary “Nutsack Index” Forecast at 96.5% Today.

My sack never lies. The degree to which it is sticking to my leg gives me a solid indication of how useless the billions of dollars in pinwheels will be today.

And from the way it was acting this morning while loading my piece of shit mower onto my trailer before it was even 9am, today is going to see about 97% of the state’s $83 billion in wind power sit useless, once again.

Let’s see how accurate the index is today….

Bam! Spot on.