Local Socialists Offering Free Food On Labor Day – Mark Your Calendars

The Lampasas Democrats Communists are offering FREE food to anyone! It appears the socialists are practicing what they preach. The chairman of the Lampasas Democrats is a communist who is constantly demanding “free” school, “free” health care, and “free” housing, among other things. I guess he is drinking his own bathwater and offering FREE food to anybody who wants it!

  • Monday, September 04, 2023 at 12:00 PM
  • Lampasas VFW in Lampasas, TX

We invite you & your family to join the Lampasas Democrats for our annual Labor Day Celebration.

Join us to enjoy friendship, Nothing Butts BBQ, ice cream, & great speakers!

Entry is free. We do ask for a $15 suggested donation for food, however, if you are on a fixed or limited income, this donation can be waived. If you have a recurring monthly donation to LCDP, you’ll eat free.

So, my suggestion to all patriotic, America-loving citizens of Lampasas is to show up at noon and inform them you are on a limited income. After all, it is a SUGGESTED donation. Take their suggestion under consideration and then ignore it entirely.

Eat as much as you can. Stuff yourself with BBQ and ice cream and don’t bother talking to any communists. Don’t even thank them. Just demand more free food when you are done with the first round. If they whine, tell them that food is a human right and you will not be denied that right.

Then complain about the ice cream flavor being shit.

Then you leave. Do not bother listening to any communist drivel or speakers. Just devour the resources and walk away. That’s what they are doing to America. Time for some payback.