Local liberal slob Bruce Haywood took time out of his busy day of sleeping in his greasy recliner to shit on the head of a local business – something he chides others for doing all the time…
![](https://i0.wp.com/lampasshole.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Screenshot_20230715_083013_Facebook-1.jpg?resize=328%2C525&ssl=1)
Reminder: Bruce Haywood is a HUGE Biden supporter and has informed us that Bidenomics is AWESOME and that there is no inflation at all, so I’m not sure why he’s bitching about prices.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lampasshole.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/image-52.png?resize=362%2C512&ssl=1)
Also, he doesn’t pay any income tax OR property taxes at all!! He is a freeloader and a parasite. He lives off of YOU, the taxpayer. Should have plenty of cash to spare, right Bruce??
The business in question is El Frias, in the old Bill’s Burgers building. I have been there a couple times and found the food and service to be fine. Perhaps the waitstaff is disgusted by your appearance, Bruce? Maybe that’s why they won’t visit your table.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lampasshole.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/image-51.png?resize=441%2C526&ssl=1)
Pro tip: it would be cheaper to eat out if you didn’t order 4 or 5 entrees for yourself, you corpulent moron.
Besides, Bruce “The Manatee” Haywood has a more refined palate. Stuff like Krab Kingz slathered in butter or a 2am Whataburger greaseburger. He probably also adores Captain D’s. Anything soaked in grease or butter is fine dining in Haywood’s book. If you served him a raccoon turd in garlic butter, he’d gobble that shit right down.
![](https://i0.wp.com/lampasshole.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/image-53.png?resize=328%2C369&ssl=1)
![](https://i0.wp.com/lampasshole.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/image-54.png?resize=392%2C377&ssl=1)
If Bruce Haywood is shitting on a restaurant and says he won’t be going back, then that will be my new go-to spot. The last thing I want to see while I’m eating is a 380-pound sack of shit riding around in a scooter complaining about the prices.
P.S. – I find it hilarious that some of the same people bitching about prices are the ones who are constantly complaining that Lampasas “needs a nice steakhouse” to open up. They bitch about a $10 entree but obviously have no clue that a “nice steakhouse” is going to charge 3 or 4 times that for a good steak. Go shove your faces with Captain D’s you pigs.