Beta will be somewhere in town today. I know there are two VERY excited people who can’t wait to go slobber over him. Comrade Clayton Tucker (our unemployed town socialist) and Bruce Haywood, our village idiot.
In honor of the occasion, I wrote a limerick for Bruce:
- There once was an asshole named Bruce
- Who was roughly the size of a moose
- Today’s he’s elated
- To go and cheer Beta
- While kissing his Irish caboose