If history has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t be a good little commie/socialist weasel without a moustache.
Stalin, Maduro, Marx, Guevara, Hitler, Castro – all had the ‘stache (plus beard, for many of them). Mao Zedong, Pol Pot and Kim Jong-un are the only commie scum I could think of who DIDN’T have any facial hair, but that’s because Asians suck at growing facial hair.
Well, apparently local socialist shit worm Comrade Clayton Tucker has finally noticed this, because he too, is attempting to grow some facial hair. It is only in the “pubestache” stage now, but don’t worry – in 40 or 50 years it’s gonna look amazing!
Maybe he thinks the facial hair will make him look older and make people forget he is a 31-year-old boy who still lives in Mom and Dad’s upstairs bedroom…
[Pictured above with the young and vibrant members of the Medina County Marxists Democrats]
Hey, that old guy with the beard looks familiar. Wasn’t he hanging around another meeting looking for free soup or something? I think he was…
