It’s tough to shop for a socialist weasel like Lampasas County Chairman Clayton Tucker. But I think I found something that will look nice on his tree. Or rather, his parents’ tree – since he still lives in the upstairs room at mom and dad’s house at 208 S. Western Street here in Lampasas:
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I know Clayton Tucker (an avowed socialist and lover of foreign traitors) is partial to Ramadan and other Muslim nonsense….
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……but the least he can do is walk downstairs from his parents’ upstairs bedroom where he lives and put an ornament on the tree. Right comrade??
There actually was a very long list of potential Christmas presents I could have gotten for Comrade Clayton. Things he needs badly:
A job
A history book about the dangers of socialism and communism
A gym membership
A dictionary
A clue