It’s tough to shop for a socialist weasel like Lampasas County Chairman Clayton Tucker. But I think I found something that will look nice on his tree. Or rather, his parents’ tree – since he still lives in the upstairs room at mom and dad’s house at 208 S. Western Street here in Lampasas:
I know Clayton Tucker (an avowed socialist and lover of foreign traitors) is partial to Ramadan and other Muslim nonsense….
……but the least he can do is walk downstairs from his parents’ upstairs bedroom where he lives and put an ornament on the tree. Right comrade??
There actually was a very long list of potential Christmas presents I could have gotten for Comrade Clayton. Things he needs badly:
A job
A history book about the dangers of socialism and communism
A gym membership
A dictionary
A clue