Congratulations to the Lampasas County Democrats for appointing this socialist specimen to be the face of their organization! Clayton Tucker has alternately claimed to be a farmer, a cowboy and a rancher, but in reality he is none of those things. He’s just a 31-year-old trust fund dork who still lives with his parents:
The fake cowboy hat is a BIG part of Comrade Clayton’s costume. He uses it to try and convince the average Joe he is a hard-working cowboy/rancher/farmer guy. In reality, he is a socialist bum who lives off his parents:
Clayton Tucker’s Amazing Magic Hat Moves Around the Room
Comrade Clayton will have plenty of time to Tweet to the world in the name of Lampasas since he doesn’t have a real job….and never has:
Clayton Tucker Resumé – Light On Actual Work, Heavy On Bullshit
Well, he DOES occasionally go down to Austin and hold signs at rallies for socialists and communists, but that doesn’t exactly pay the bills. Luckily, Comrade Clayton HAS no bills, because he lives in an upstairs room at his parents house at 208 S Western Street.
He loves, loves, LOVES Robert Francis O’Rourke and Bernie Sanders. Like, REALLY loves them:
Comrade Clayton is a HUGE fan of all of the following:
The Green New Deal, Critical Race Theory, forced masking and vaxxing, open borders, sanctuary cities, government takeover of health care, “free” college for everyone, universal basic income, unsecured elections with zero photo ID, Big Tech censorship of “misinformation”, abolish the filibuster.
Remember, every time Comrade Clayton goes to Austin rallies or gets interviewed by some liberal rag, he will be SURE to utter the name of our town right along with his socialist schemes and policy demands!
Awesome!!