Comrade Clayton Tucker Gets His First Job!

Well, good for you, Comrade Clayton! You are doing the very first useful thing you’ve ever done in your life. It only took until age 31, but look how productive you are being!

You can add to your resume:

July 2021: Sign Holder at rally for communists

“I’ve been vaxxed but I still wear a mask…like a good little drone”

I guess Comrade Clayton wasn’t a special speaker after all – because it looks like they let any wacko walking down the street jump up there and scream about fairness.

As soon as his turn at the megaphone was over, he had to hold the sign for every other freak, loser and passerby to spit rabidly into the microphone and tell us that “healthcare is a human right!”

He/She/It/They?

Hey! That dude/chick looks like Scut Farkas’s sidekick in the movie “A Christmas Story“!

Grove Dill & Scott Farcus | Christmas story movie, A christmas story,  Classic movies

Such a good, obedient, unquestioning eunuch communist! He has already eagerly taken the unapproved vaccine even though he is in an extremely low risk group (young and female). But as soon as Grandpa Joe tells him to mask back up, he masks back up! There is NO useful idiot on earth as useful as Comrade Clayton Tucker.

Now I get to STILL wear a mask at my commie rallies! Yipee!!