Well that didn’t take long.
Remember on March 12th when Finley stated in the newspaper that the Hostess House “upgrade” (NOT ‘remodel’!!) had a budget of $200,000?
I laughed at that the very same day and said “I’ll take the over on that”
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Well, the estimates are coming in. Just like the ridiculous Bike Trail project, this one is FAR more expensive than they told us:
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Apparently, it’ll cost $150,000 JUST to fix the “structural deficiencies” for “public event loads”. Which is odd, because I’ve gone to more than a few “public events” there that were loaded with people. Like the Casino Night back in 2013 or so.
The kitchen will cost between $23,000 and $88,000. Care to guess which one they will go with? I’m guessing Cathy Kuehne will insist on the best “even if it costs a little more” – seeing as how it’s not HER money. It’s YOURS.
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The CHEAP version is a cool half a million. I’m sure they’ll get that all back by renting it out. It’ll only take about 97 years or so!
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Then again, this is City council with T(otal) J(oke) Monroe at the helm now. NEVER underestimate their ability to go “full retard” and spring for the $771,000 package – which will end up being over a million by the time you multiply it by the “Finley Factor”.
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