It’s a good thing we have highly-paid geniuses like Chane Rascoe and Kevin Bott in charge (combined salaries $276,000 plus bennies) over at the LISD. Otherwise we wouldn’t have these very important protections from dangerous water fountains:
Never mind that kids are WAY more likely to die of (1) choking on their lunch or (2) in a car accident on the WAY to school.
One can only wonder how long this stupid shit will go on. With dummy bureaucrats, the answer is usually: forever.