“We Have a Gardener Down! Repeat – A Gardener Down!”

Well, THAT didn’t take long! I knew Janet Yoder “Crazier” Crozier was a bungling moron, but thought it would take longer for the Community Gardens to see an incident like this:

Oopsie.

Apparently a visitor (and reportedly a friend of local libtard locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier from out of town) slipped on wood chips at our “Community Gardens” very first open house and injured herself. Hit her head on those lovely raised beds, I was told by a witness.

I know that the failed “life coach” and her non-profit group have insurance because I checked on that weeks ago.

But I have to wonder who is going to foot the bill for the giant fire truck, the other fire vehicle, the ambulance and the 7 or 8 trained professionals who had to waste their time on this.

Too funny. I’m not laughing at the old lady who fell – because she appeared fine when we were there. Of course, when an old person falls and cracks their head, the emergency responders are not going to take her word for it that she’s fine. They’re going to run her in to the ER to make absolutely sure. That will cost big bucks.

I guess the question is: who pays for all this? It’s going to be a big bill for all those trucks, the ambulance, the personnel and the ER visit. I’ve had enough experience in those things to know this entire debacle will probably be in the $6,000 to $8,000 range in cost.

Unfortunately, Janet “Crazier” Kraeff-Crozier is a rabid liberal who thinks money just “comes from the government”, so don’t expect her to help out.

I would suggest the City, the ambulance company or the hospital should definitely hit up the Lampasas Community Gardens insurance policy for all the dough.

Their insurance information can be downloaded at the link above ^^^^ So glad I can be of service!