What Fresh Hell Is This??

You gotta be kidding me…

There will be way more bad words than usual in this post. So take your stupid mask and slide it up over your eyes, you bunch of pansies.

I literally JUST got done saying about 3 days ago: “I can’t believe we’re almost a month in and somebody hasn’t fucked up school for everybody yet”. Guess I spoke too soon.

All of a sudden, some douche bag parent or (WAY more likely) douche bag bureaucrat wants to fix what clearly isn’t broken. They want to make EVERYONE suffer under moronic and scientifically useless policy.

School has been in session for A MONTH. These decisions were already made. You were given three choices, and in my book that is two choices too many:

  1. Be a Bruce Haywood and keep your kids home in fear of a virus that is less likely to kill a child than lightning, choking, or dying in an accident on the way to school.
  2. Be a nervous Nellie (and idiot, if you understand how little kids act with a mask) and send your poor little kid to school with a diaper on his face every day – forcing him to breathe his own warm, damp bacteria breeding ground all day
  3. Let your kid go to school normally – of course, this was only offered to the under-ten-year-old crowd. And now they are considering taking that ONE good choice away.

How nice of you to “ask the parents before any decisions are made”!

Who in the HELL is behind this absolute bullshit idea? Oh, “the LISD is discussing” it. Always hiding behind the big group, right? WHO at the LISD is demanding this? Name some names, you pussies. Who came up with this?

Is it ‘Doctor’ Chane “$158,000 Dollar Man” Rascoe? Is it some other anus? Perhaps a county official? Just whose nest is being feathered here? Where is the money flowing? I have some ideas and this has pissed me off just enough to start digging around at the county level.

Any parents reading this, you need to go answer that survey NOW with a resounding “NO!!!”. Let the clowns in charge know there will be an uproar if they try and force this on the under-ten kids.

Meanwhile, I’ll get to digging on answering WHO the moron is behind this idea…..