“You know who you are”? Who? The CDC? The Texas Department of Health? The coronavirus worldometer web page?
My goodness. It’s ‘nosy’, sweetheart. I sure hope all our City correspondence gets spell checked before it’s sent out into the real world!
Anyway, I hate to break this to you, but all these Wuhan flu stats are reported all over the place – including to the CDC and the state health department. Being ‘nosey’ [sic] has nothing to do with it. No wonder it’s always so hard for me to get information from the City about your expensive no-bid contracts: you probably think I’M being ‘nosey’ trying to find out about all the tax dollars wasted. Gives us a glimpse of your world-view, I suppose.
I would look at the above and state it quite differently:
“Look at our great news: 98.76% of our county has NOT contracted Covid! Also, 99.91% of our county is NOT currently an “active” case! This is despite a huge majority of people ignoring our stupid mask mandates in real life (as they should!). But that won’t stop me from letting people call the cops on you and try to fine you money! It won’t stop us from making your child strap a diaper on their face every day at school and breathe their own CO2 and warm, damp bacteria cultures! You know why it won’t stop us? Because we are HUGE on virtue signaling and doing things that make us FEEL good even though they have ZERO basis in fact! We LOVE making our kids miserable for no good reason! Oh, and we’ll be shutting down half the football stadium for the same nonsense reasons! Yay for us!”
THAT’S what you are REALLY doing.
Speaking of ignoring mask mandates (as I have done since May 1st), I am happy to report that once you get past the mask nazis at Wal-Mart, you can feel free to take your mask off and shop like a normal human instead of a leper. I do it all the time. Wal-Mart employees are trained NOT to get into conflict with you. Wal-Mart corporate office doesn’t want the liability of a crazed anti-masker beating up or shooting their employees. That opens them to lawsuits.
SO – go ahead and take that mask off if you want. If a worker says anything, just tell them “I have a condition!”. If they ask what my condition is (which is illegal under the Disabilities Act) I just tell them “my condition is my IQ is over 75” and just keep walking.
Eventually, perhaps life will return to normal and the lunatics will no longer be in charge of the asylum.